SURVIVAL OF THE CUTEST
Good thing survival has nothing to do with fitness, or this little lamb would be DOOMED. When a lamb starts to fail, one suspects the following: A) The mother has little/no milk. B) The mother dislikes...
View ArticleTHE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF PEEHEAD THE LAMB
Some lambs get a rough start to life, for one reason or another. Billy Madison’s troubles are due purely to lack of intelligence. Her mother The Cheat has plenty of milk and a mild temperament, the...
View ArticlePEEHEAD IN A PEECOAT
I know, I know. It’s horrible to continue calling her Peehead. A little lamb struggling through a life of travail with a mother who pees on her every day, a lamb who has to live in the shadow of a...
View ArticleLamb Watch 2013
Flock Stats: 24 Ewes Number of Pregnant: 20 Non-Pregnant Elderly: Gramma Cheat and Gramma Piss Ninja Non-Pregnant Yearlings: Ke$ha and Billy Madison Jedi formation No lambs as of this evening, nor are...
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